A hiker was exploring the woods outside Unterwossen, near Traunstein, Bavaria, when he happened upon a crazy, naked guy running around. After the naked guy refused the hiker's offers of help, the hiker called the cops, fearing the man might be in danger. Police soon found the troubled soul and were able to persuade him to go with them. Turns out he was a monk from the area who had gone off for a few days' camping. He foolishly chowed down on some wild berries which turned out to be toxic, partially paralyzing him and making him hallucinate. Authorities were unsure how we wound up nude, but hey, who are we to judge? If it feels good, do it, right? [Source]
Hmm. Might be something to try.
berries are really just free drugs lol